The Kingdom of Keb Numar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Recar Kehar-Maloc with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.235 billion Keb Numarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keb Korul'Mah'. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Keb Numarian economy, worth 459 trillion Kibnis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,774 Kibnis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and the atmosphere in Keb Numarian boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keb Numar's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keb Numar is ranked 33,145^th in the world and 1,172^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.07 law-abiding acts per hour.