Population | 19.554 billion |
Capital | Florence |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.554 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,207 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,873 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
SORT is ranked 275,824th in the world and 6,048th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.45 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Zyropia.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
- : SORT endorsed The North Star of Halsoni.
- : SORT endorsed The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 195 » Shibutani, Filibustra, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Kwaj, Wolffoxia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, Varisland, Kranostav, Omnistria, Dreadton, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Chipoli, Unshleepd, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Arverni Lands, Ethnon, New Trisone, The Austro Germanic Union, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Austro-Bavarian States, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, and 145 others.Wineclaw, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Oannia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Etanur, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, KAP03land, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Laurendon, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Idotistanistan, Kingdom of Time, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Singamadri, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Mystiquelle, Tugupaw, Ijo, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Sapien-Zustand, Segesta, Arucaria, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Germanic Cat, Eludmonden, Kainin, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, ZleekyGgh, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Aneth, Tanbearia, Northern Tatria, Davidianian, Dillimore, Zyropia, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Picairn.