Population | 2.941 billion |
Capital | caio |
Leader | Arthur Alexandre |
Faith | Católica |
Currency | caios |
Animal | fox |
The Republic of Caiov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur Alexandre with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.941 billion Caiorenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of caio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Caiorense economy, worth 421 trillion caios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,331 caios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,121 per year while the poor average 30,345, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.
The number of children one can have is restricted by law, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Caiov's many privately-owned prisons, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Caiov's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Católica.
Caiov is ranked 247,440th in the world and 4,978th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -145.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
- : Caiov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Caiov's many privately-owned prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
- : Caiov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Caiorense flag can be displayed.
- : Following new legislation in Caiov, Arthur Alexandre's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 117 » PotatoFarmers, Petronellania, Corfad, Shibutani, New Atlantico, Great Bights Mum, PlanetMercury, Bodhisva, Varisland, Bankowiata, Kandorith, Laforeia, Southern Moosetopia, Chipoli, Castle In Confidence, Atrito, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Kwaj, Nouvel Empire, Former English Colony, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Loutsland, Laurendon, New-Ferytland, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Kranostav, Saint-Dauphin, South Parter, Wineclaw, Ovekisu, Darkanistan, Notyoutopia, Great Ignesia, Inclement Space, North Bratislava, Ishtimbine, Koda-Land, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sil Dorsett, Neptunian Military Administration, Ethnon, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Miletic, Sindoesia, Alogiada, and 67 others.Nationeer, XST, Bardopia, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Zandos, Republiqueducroissant, Aguaria Major, Catalis, Tugupaw, Tehmistan, Rex Republic, Arucaria, Siwale, Pinky Queen, Votak Matim, Deliber, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, IHateRights, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Zelenaya Dolina, Return To Peace, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, CzechoSaxony, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, Texaska, ZleekyGgh, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Barxa, Davidianian, Pannonika, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.