The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.547 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 217 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,385 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,097 per year while the poor average 11,361, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.

Tabloids coo over Queen Kája's expected child, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 263,578^th in the world and 5,377^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -205.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.