The Republic of Miletic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marko Miletic with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.649 billion Mileticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miletic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miletician economy, worth 918 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,551 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,977 per year while the poor average 44,992, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, there's a bright dawn ahead for Miletic, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Mileticians make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miletic's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miletic is ranked 290,522^nd in the world and 6,320^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -694.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.