The Holy Kingdom of Jurador is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roboute Corrino with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.425 billion Juradorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Advent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Juradorian economy, worth 433 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,685 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and in a baffling press conference Prime Minister Roboute Corrino proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jurador's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Evangelical Adventist Church.

Jurador is ranked 282,220^th in the world and 5,956^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -380.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.