The Federal Commonwealth of Perikuresu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Engino Opua Perikuresu with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.196 billion Apanaluans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nasa. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perikuresuan economy, worth 928 trillion Apanaluan Feis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,964 Apanaluan Feis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and snitches get riches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perikuresu's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Perikuresu is ranked 277,627^th in the world and 5,796^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -306.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.