The Republic of The Three Moutains is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Liaden with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.957 billion Three Moutainsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miyanoura. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Three Moutainsian economy, worth 236 trillion Mons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,089 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the military struggles with recruitment, and nine out of ten citizens of The Three Moutains answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Three Moutains's national animal is the Obsidian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Three Moutains is ranked 242,518^th in the world and 4,905^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -130.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.