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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 428th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Vexilia

Population16.212 billion

CapitalPhoenix
LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix

CurrencyPound
AnimalOrca

The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.212 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,735 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 353,781 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 287,943rd in the world and 6,212th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -518.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 113thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 428thLowest Crime Rates: 578thHighest Poor Incomes: 579thMost Secular: 740thMost Influential: 882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 910thLargest Black Market: 921stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,040thMost Developed: 1,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,433rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,527thLargest Governments: 1,550thHighest Average Incomes: 1,707thBest Weather: 1,727thHealthiest Citizens: 1,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,085thMost Patriotic: 2,371stHighest Economic Output: 2,629thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,067thMost Authoritarian: 7,300thMost Stationary: 7,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,159thMost Efficient Economies: 10,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,148thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,037thMost Income Equality: 17,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,860thLargest Populations: 23,577thMost Conservative: 23,752ndLargest Insurance Industry: 28,220th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 183rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 331st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 450th in the regionMost Income Equality: 469th in the regionMost Conservative: 626th in the region

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