The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.347 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 202,965 Glorified Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Void to meetings with foreign heads of state, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, a degree in The Void Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 287,426^th in the world and 6,171^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -512.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.