The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.878 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,831 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 645,525 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 293,135^th in the world and 6,469^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1817.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.