The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.009 billion Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British economy, worth 235 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,451 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to London to enjoy their national art, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of The People of Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Union of The People of Britannia is ranked 262,284^th in the world and 5,337^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -198.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.