The Eternal Realm of Kingdom of Time is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Clyde with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.926 billion Tickers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surbe City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tickerial economy, worth 423 trillion Naroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,892 Naroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone hates people who encourage hate, under love's heavy burden King Clyde sinks lower in the political right's esteem, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Time's national animal is the White Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kingdom of Time is ranked 289,573^rd in the world and 6,278^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -609.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.