The Kingdom of Alenatia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 8.323 billion Alenatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwerrie. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alenatian economy, worth 496 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,659 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badgers have more rights than the average citizen, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and when their backs are against the walls Alenatians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alenatia's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alenatia is ranked 35,981^st in the world and 1,262^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.49 law-abiding acts per hour.