The Green Republic of Alcavia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.719 billion Alcavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcavia City. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcavian economy, worth 873 trillion aquils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,148 aquils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Alcavians, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and all you have to do is pray to get into Alcavia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcavia's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcavia is ranked 29,225^th in the world and 1,039^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.19 law-abiding acts per hour.