The Kingdom of Alenatia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.378 billion Alenatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwerrie. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alenatian economy, worth 481 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 57,526 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, when their backs are against the walls Alenatians look out for gay men, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alenatia's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alenatia is ranked 231,503^rd in the world and 4,659^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -110.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.