The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.473 billion weebs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,259 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,686 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, and priests roam the streets with child-catcher nets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 7,891^st in the world and 361^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.94 law-abiding acts per hour.