The Federation of Andstions is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.48 billion Andstionsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarwiekiDandeek. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 781 trillion Nohern Lits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,372 Nohern Lits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, Andstionsian diplomacy is by the book, millions of Andstionsians are excellent swimmers, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the White wolf with blue eyes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andstionismo.

Andstions is ranked 7,599^th in the world and 348^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.63 law-abiding acts per hour.