Population | 9.236 billion |
Capital | Lamuell Funland City |
Leader | Grand Chancellor Comouchi |
Currency | Francuez |
Animal | French Panda |
The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.236 billion Lamuellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,869 trillion Francuezzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,390 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lamuell is ranked 1,413th in the world and 66th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 157.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Federal Republic of PwRepublic.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, Lamuellian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 196 » Xagill, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Siwale, Koda-Land, Pasargad, Corfad, Empy, Wilkshire, Maott, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Kranostav, Omnistria, Sikol, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Pallaith, Ethnon, Merconitonitopia, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Simone Republic, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Holy Marcus Empire, Seenvorland, Wisconsota, Parpyduckland, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Regallio, Inspiratus, and 146 others.GPT-3, Varisland, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Rainengrad, Zyvetskistaahn, Antiyard, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, Segesta, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Esperonia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Singamadri, Northern-Kempia, Arucaria, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Unsophisticate, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Petronellania, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, Bodhisva, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Oskland, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, Ubeland, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, Yaorozu, Davidianian, and PwRepublic.