The Democratic Raion of Nakhodka is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by --- elections underway --- with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.878 billion Ukrainians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhodka. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeleny Klyn economy, worth 387 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,735 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, Siberian Tiger is one of the most popular forenames in Nakhodka, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown. Nakhodka's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christian.

Nakhodka is ranked 280,526^th in the world and 5,897^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -348.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.