The Empire of Necromonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Bane with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.215 billion Necromonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necromonia City. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Necromonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,969 trillion Necromons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,130 Necromons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Darth Bane wears an armoured gauntlet, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Necromonian resumés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Necromonia's national animal is the Necromonger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith Cult.

Necromonia is ranked 290,186^th in the world and 6,316^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -676.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.