The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.15 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 834 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,058 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 822,213 per year while the poor average 65,788, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 286,850^th in the world and 6,139^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -491.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.