Population | 6.059 billion |
Capital | Cacao town |
Leader | Chairman Chocolate |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | fenomenal fiat flippo |
Animal | Penguin |
The Communist Campus of Chocolatistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Chocolate with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.059 billion Chocolatistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth a remarkable 3,577 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 590,425 fenomenal fiat flippoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, people are often woken up by rubbish music, and Chocolatistan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chocolatistan's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.
Chocolatistan is ranked 293,059th in the world and 7,230th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Quaniri.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Durbur.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The ⚔️🏰👑🏰⚔️ of The Dominion of the Asmorian Empire.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Council Republic of Syndicasia.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The RMBer Republic of Attestaltarragaby.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Republic of Johodovill.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Republic of Magnoliids.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 127 » Andromeda Islands, Angbhand, BofA Deeze, Beezertopia, Allwarts, Bans Chum, Arinteriswith, Alcrestia Liakar, Foraldn, Farrakhan, Federated Ugasque Countries, New Anarchisticstan, Free Eridan, GP-Germany, Emeseses, Fragmented Spero, Golexald, Extebly, Panormia, Cleo and Topaz, DisregardWork, Precisely Nothing, The Horror Channel, Shuddera, Crisis, Saavir Yuvon, Hatterland, Southern German, Poland-Albania, Stal Valley, Stratonesia, Iskusia, Ignormus, Nation of Urie, The Southern Reclamation Movement, Swordbreak, Xenial, Sestabolgia, POPULICA, Isle of Melitae SPQR, The Death Anecdote, Nyogatene, VTML, Old Blackwood, Super Mega Awesome, Masters86, Embu Nepolatcha, Sabai Mak Mak, Singu1arity, Falangist Quebec, and 77 others.Perfect Sublime Masters, Salivatan, The Tyrannical state of Wine, Silap Inua, ShyVini, Razorback, The Zombay, Woolies, Noworossyjsk, Daryai, Lux Prima, Stralfcyde, Khantashonia, Ipotehm, Nova Oceanic Dominance, TorNaGul, Arctic Lands, Nadarena, Three Galaxies, Damirgunian, East Owenistan, Ostrogothaland, The German Space Front, Western Gortland, Orcuo, Delight, Baybay, ThePerfectSociety, Andavarast, Nation6, Moloto Japan, Rathesia, Europeasia, Bouncepot, Elaribel, Aianistan, FEDRA Controlled Cities, Schirantopia, Murak, Colonla, The Saintsland Republic, Hyponichtmallieturam, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Of the drug addicts, Crity Tria, The DUSS, Lotoslovalkia, Lansaka, Theroria, Northern Laliquestandlaving, Cyvin, Woodstockian National Junta, The Dark Aether, Strachostan, Frostline, West Ravayale, Boreallia, Tressicasuka, East Planes, Onezka Karay, Free Valiva, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, Republic States of Texas, New French Nation, Zamraxes, Penguins States Of Antartica, Vas Normandy, Magnoliids, Attestaltarragaby, Syndicasia, ECC Norway, Durbur, Khedivate-of-Egypt, Quaniri, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.