The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.628 billion No mokingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,210 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 318,672 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and White Tigers that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 291,819^th in the world and 5,618^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.97 law-abiding acts per hour.