The Free Land of Warnen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.55 billion Warnenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,627 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,095 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the SIX.

Warnen is ranked 4,699^th in the world and 229^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.26 law-abiding acts per hour.