The Federal Republic of Darbland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.212 billion Darblandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darbland City. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darblandian economy, worth 363 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,547 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats in Darbland are furious at constant police surveillance, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown. Darbland's national animal is the Keir Starmer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Darbland is ranked 19,429^th in the world and 843^rd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,045.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.