The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.477 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth 726 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,713 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 145,338^th in the world and 2,892^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -51.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.