The United States of Walter Jackson is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.957 billion Walter Jacksonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,683 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Eagles for their most menial jobs, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 5,123^rd in the world and 104^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 122.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.