The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.765 billion Chukstikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth an astonishing 10,225 trillion Chickamins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 469,806 Chickamins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The digital money revolution has cashed out, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 292,950^th in the world and 6,443^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1772.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.