The Democratic Society of United States of Americanas is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Office of President Elliot Whitman with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.666 billion Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington KY. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 4,320 trillion Gold UniTokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 275,770 Gold UniTokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Americanas's national animal is the Lions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unity.

United States of Americanas is ranked 290,760^th in the world and 6,340^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -712.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.