The Rogue Nation of Khoik is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Breadbin with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.475 billion Khoikians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khoik City. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoikian economy, worth 930 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,222 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Breadbin, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoik's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khoik is ranked 276,011^th in the world and 5,752^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -289.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.