The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yokciq with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.9 billion Yokciq Empireans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yokciq City. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yokciq Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 6,615 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,045 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yokciq Empire's national animal is the Godeater Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yokciq Empire is ranked 290,930^th in the world and 6,350^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -780.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.