The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.535 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 458 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,805 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, anti-government web sites are springing up, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 281,326^th in the world and 5,926^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -364.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.