The United States of AJTON is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.697 billion AJTONS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 525 trillion AJTS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,819 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 17,939^th in the world and 760^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.