Population | 21.351 billion |
Capital | Stilwater |
Leader | Arkle Scribe |
Currency | Deenihan |
Animal | Hippo |
The United Socialist States of Neo Colorado is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arkle Scribe with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.351 billion Neo Coloradoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stilwater. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Neo Coloradoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion Deenihans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,748 Deenihans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, rumor has it that Arkle Scribe has won three lotteries in a row, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Colorado's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neo Colorado is ranked 2,408th in the world and 115th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Colorado was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Neo Colorado endorsed The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Neo Colorado endorsed The Gònghéguó of Tanbearia.
- : Neo Colorado endorsed The United States of AJTON.
- : Neo Colorado voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Neo Colorado voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Neo Colorado was endorsed by The Federal Republic of PwRepublic.
- : Neo Colorado was endorsed by The Republic of Zyropia.
- : Neo Colorado was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Neo Colorado was endorsed by The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 280 » Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Necromonia, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, French Bananastan, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Siwale, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Yukti, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Empy, Ethnon, Wilkshire, New Trisone, The Rhein States, Cinnibar, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Loutsland, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Merconitonitopia, Nationeer, and 230 others.Xagill, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Prydania, Sikol, Panama Coalition, Simone Republic, Gendirt, Feelonia, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Confederacy of North America, Joevala, Wisconsota, Andanavia, Singamadri, AmManies, Capitista, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Menouria, Oannia, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Thought Obliteration, Alzaran, Sechiole, Laurendon, Old Emporia, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Mesvice, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Kitzgos, TyGerria, Viceroy Vincent, Exkosia, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Batatoland Empire, Atrito, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Esperonia, New Selkirk, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Brackerca, Southern Moosetopia, Neo Cheese Empire, Marlducro, Catalis, Tvers, Love Shack, Iespao, Etanur, Arucaria, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Viridiann, Furballland, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Valentine Z, Frieszia, Rinadia, Kingdom of Time, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Roman Empire August, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Teriol, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Scres Gidgerland, Coders, Ovekisu, Alogiada, Vilaforta, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Republiqueducroissant, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, Tugupaw, Calahy, Bodhisva, New Cordyceps, Inclement Space, Periklia, Valiacorkit, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Sindoesia, Darbland, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Eurocom, Toastsylvania, Leone Frankia, Galbadiana, Kosova, Aerilia, Ser Solkolvidlepubad, Segesta, Zandos, Perikuresu, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Northumberlandia, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Khoik, Ereena, Zelenaya Dolina, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Ziprotscria, Luminerra, Arostica, Halsoni, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth, Pribaltic Union, CzechoSaxony, Burback, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, The Three Moutains, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Opis, Ubeland, Vancricia, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Aneth, AJTON, Tanbearia, ZleekyGgh, Davidianian, Zyropia, PwRepublic, and Northern Zorbrasnka.