Population | 5.095 billion |
Capital | Fjords |
Leader | your mom |
Currency | Gold Bars |
Animal | hamster |
The United Christmas States of Randoes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.095 billion Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 243,705 Gold Bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,164 per year while the poor average 19,399, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.
Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, they say that Randoesians made a dessert and called it peace, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randoes's national animal is the hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Randoes is ranked 294,242nd in the world and 6,436th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.92 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Kingdom of Machalas.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The People's Republic of Ziprotscria.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Randoes was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
World Assembly
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