The Republic of Auvangad Eng is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 286 million Auvangad Engians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Auvangad Engian economy, worth 9.63 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 33,656 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auvangad Eng's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Auvangad Eng is ranked 47,022^nd in the world and 990^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 57.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.