The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.983 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,117 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,947 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 290,813^th in the world and 6,342^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -717.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.