The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.111 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,884 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,566 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, sex changes are routinely performed at Attempted Socialism's hospitals, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 292,209^th in the world and 6,408^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -956.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.