The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.776 billion Gendirtors are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,562 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,596 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, war criminals are given full state funerals, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 292,548^th in the world and 6,421^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1060.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.