Population | 40.787 billion |
Capital | poopopolis |
Leader | SQUEE |
Currency | donut hole |
Animal | piggus chonkus |
The Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.787 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse velonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,622 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,925 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is almost non-existent. Velon's national animal is the piggus chonkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Velon is ranked 286,959th in the world and 6,163rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -482.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Velon was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : Velon was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Velon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Velon, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 204 » Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Laforeia, Varisland, Kandorith, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Gorundu, Kwaj, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Bankowiata, Radicaster, Koda-Land, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Russila, Advancia-Sizzletown, Loutsland, Atrito, Jeltronian WA Mission, Laurendon, Aguaria Major, Siwale, Rex Republic, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Northern-Kempia, Dreadton, Unshleepd, Arucaria, Catalis, Pallaith, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Frieszia, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, New Atlantico, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Marlducro, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishtimbine, and 154 others.IHateRights, Deliber, Wilkshire, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Rinadia, Buluma, Xagill, Simone Republic, Furballland, Bjorkikistan, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, The Confederate States of America, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Wolffoxia, Fran Advar, Alire, Unsophisticate, KAP03land, Federation of Vanguard, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Mortionia, Bedsonya, Omnistria, Harjad, PotatoFarmers, Bodhisva, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Neopie, Great Ignesia, The Austro Germanic Union, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Tugupaw, Wineclaw, Attempted Socialism, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Chao Phraya River, Racoda, Sindoesia, Galbadiana, Izern, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ijo, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Gojira, Western Justice, Perikuresu, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Bagojo, Ardok, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, Bochlon, Khoik, Ereena, Photan, Verderiesdre, Halsoni, Sanctum Teriaris, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, CzechoSaxony, Eludmonden, Myth Of Saints, Germanic Cat, Kainin, Fragrancia, Barxa, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, New Selkirk, United Kahndaq, Yukti, A Nova Terra, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, The Best Empire, Aoncarpa, Opis, ZleekyGgh, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, Carasa, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Balto, Aneth, Tanbearia, Singamadri, Transitional Global Authority, Davidianian, Zyropia, Dotopolis, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Picairn, and Stal Valley.