The Allied Huggable Fluffies of Kitabo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leland Gaunt with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.598 billion Kitaboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kitaboan economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion quads a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,386 quads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Kitabo's national animal is the likito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kitabo is ranked 292,672^nd in the world and 6,404^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.17 law-abiding acts per hour.