The Holy Empire of Geldrauschenstadt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Werner Vonderbank with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.2 billion Geldmenschen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augenkraften. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The all-consuming a Geldrauschenmensch economy, worth 112 trillion Kaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,919 Kaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, neighboring nations are tired of Geldrauschenstadt's big fish stories, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geldrauschenstadt's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is MONEY.

Geldrauschenstadt is ranked 249,503^rd in the world and 5,035^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -149.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.