The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ꧁𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 ꧂ with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.795 billion Chao Phrayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kêt thuc bâu trói. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chao Phrayan economy, worth 395 trillion Tiền Mặts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,582 Tiền Mặts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, replacement organs are grown in vats, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chao Phraya River's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thần Mặt Trăng.

Chao Phraya River is ranked 274,328^th in the world and 5,692^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -272.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.