The Federation of Andonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jacob Green with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.629 billion Andonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landfall. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion Andonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,546 Andonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Dove has a hungry look, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown. Andonia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andonia is ranked 70,834^th in the world and 2,054^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.95 law-abiding acts per hour.