The Free Land of Maxiverse is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Your Mom with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.063 billion Homies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exorn. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maxiversean economy, worth 122 trillion Chonkers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,353 Chonkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maxiverse's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Maxiverse is ranked 259,703^rd in the world and 5,259^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -188.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.