The United Kingdom of Gojira is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johnny Razor with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 3.509 billion Gojirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujira Atomica. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gojiran economy, worth 462 trillion G-Cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,882 G-Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, nations that kill a Gojiran can expect a strongly worded letter, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojira's national animal is the Reojira Chonklerious, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kajiuanisim.

Gojira is ranked 21,474^th in the world and 846^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.