The Republic of Orogonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Akja Baker with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.713 billion Orogonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koojoka. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orogonian economy, worth 858 trillion flekkers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,859 flekkers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime is totally unknown. Orogonia's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orogonia is ranked 278,863^rd in the world and 5,848^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -321.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.