The United Federation of DarkMondoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Victor Garcia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6 billion DarkMondorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uyuhason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient DarkMondorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion Monds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 403,726 Monds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,657,663 per year while the poor average 5,251, a ratio of 696 to 1.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", and murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. DarkMondoria's national animal is the Mountain Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DarkMondoria is ranked 290,084^th in the world and 6,293^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -670.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.