The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.492 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 9,485 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,037 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Draconin Navy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 193^rd in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 253.44 law-abiding acts per hour.